Marina Abramović, Dozing Consciousness from the series Balkan Baroque, 1997. Video documentation of a performance; 60 min.
So I’m finally less hungover and probably going to a party at a place called “The Skank Hole” tonight. Last night my friend was telling me how she doesn’t have a drinking problem, as she slurred her words beyond recognition. Her fiancé fed me coconut-covered homemade marshmallows and I didn’t pay for anything at the bar all night.
Then I woke up and had a good laugh at what an idiot XXX was last night. I eventually received an apology email from him, but it doesn’t begin to cover his assholery so I’m going to have to respond at a later time. At least I have justice and maturity on my side. The night we had sex, he made me promise that I wouldn’t get weird. I probably should have asked him to promise me that instead. Men are such emotional imbeciles about sex.
So yeah, there’s that.
Another great reaction to The Emails in Question.
Is there anything more entertaining than a petulant ex-lover?
Received some pretty incredible (incredible in their oafishness) emails last night/this morning from a drunk boy and, of course, my friends’ reactions are priceless.
I’ll post the actual emails when I’m feeling less hungover.
- c: did you see the amazing emails i recently received?
- XXXX: yes, but i am more amazed at how poorly your law school classmates write.
- XXXX: i guess i will blame it on rage.
- c: got another email this morning...
- c: (x_x)
- XXXX: >--|o(
- c: i know, right?
JUST LEARNED SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT AND UPSETTING THAT I WANT TO SHARE / TAKE OUT ON OTHERS BUT I CAN’T BECAUSE THAT WAS THE AGREEMENT SO I WON’T…
BUT ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?